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Zalean's unmirthful respite block.
You know it’s hot when:

You know it’s hot when:

Then and now

2nd Grade: I’ll never use these “apostrophes”.

12th Grade: Fix that “youre” shit or I’m cutting your hands off.

I PUT ON A HOOD AND MY GUY WENT BALD WHAT THE SHIT

I PUT ON A HOOD AND MY GUY WENT BALD WHAT THE SHIT

Sadstuck roleplay.

Disciple: She hugged him from behind, biting her lip softly. “R..Red for you..” She whispered softly.

Highblood: He felt his eyes completely widen as he turned his head, a bit of shock across his face, when he turned to her.
“…You.. You’re out of the voodoo, though..”

Disciple: “Mhm…but, Kurloz..I still feel so much for Signless..I..I don’t know..I have to be there for him..I’ll see if..if he’s open to share..” She said softly, knowing that if either of them disagreed, it would only cause pain. She also knew that this was not the best of compromises, but it was the only one she could think of.

Highblood: “Meulin, I had my chance with you.. I took you for granted.. I can’t take that back.. Signless had you fairly. Let him keep you..”
It painted him to say it, but he knew it was for the best to let the two new happy together again. It wasn’t what he wanted, but it was what she wanted. And he wanted her happy. Even if he sat there.

Disciple: Meulin sighed softly, her grip on him loosening a bit. “You want me to leave..?” She looked down, backing away just a bit.

Highblood: “I want you to stay.. But I know you want to leave.. Signless needs you, Meulin.. I enjoy you too much to know it’d hurt to share you.. So I’m letting you choose.”
Highblood turned back to her, a look of sincerity across his face, with a small sigh, crouching down to look at her, eye level.

Disciple: She let out a noise of frustration. “I can’t choose, Kurloz! You can’t expect me to choose between you..! I am flushed for you both..”

Highblood: Highblood sighed and wrapped his arms tightly around the small kitten, holding her tightly against him. He feared this may be the last time he was going to be able to hold his little spawn in his arms. He flashed his eyes, bringing her old suit back, floating in front of her, behind his back.
“Signless wouldn’t appreciate you coming back in that outfit..”

Disciple: “I’m not..I can’t choose..don’t make me choose..” She whimpered softly, clinging to him as she cried olive against him. “P-Please.”

Highblood: “I forced you into this, Meulin.. By all means I don’t deserve you for what I’ve caused in the past few nights. Signless couldn’t help what he did, I just wanted you back.. You don’t have to choose..”
He sighed and pulled her closer so she couldn’t see the indigo begin to run down his own cheeks.
“You two were prophesized.. It was meant to be ..”

Disciple: “But I want you as well..” She murmured, gripping his shirt tightly in her small fists. She did not want to give him up. She was flushed for him as well as Signless, and it tore her heart to see them hurting.

Highblood: “As much as it pains me to say this Meulin.. You know it’s right to stay with him.”
He held her closer to him, finally feeling the tears flowing from his cheeks, as he fell to his own knees. He had cried before, but never like this. He couldn’t believe that he was, but he couldn’t stop. He didn’t want to give up his little kitten, but he knew he had to. Perhaps one day he could get her back.

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

My cat fell asleep listening to Final Fantasy XII music with me oh my god

My cat fell asleep listening to Final Fantasy XII music with me oh my god

Lususstuck Headcanon

Gamzee’s lusus didn’t leave just because he was dying. He felt Feferi’s lusus begin to grow restless once more, and couldn’t let it hurt Gamzee. Thus, seagoat had sacrificed his life to it, letting himself be eaten, so that until all lusi would die, Gamzee would be safe from such a fate.